i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
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I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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