On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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