But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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