question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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