i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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