I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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