Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
