I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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