I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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