Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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