bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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