what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I think I have vodka in my lungs
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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