I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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