It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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