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roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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