i jhust puked up my retainher.
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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