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What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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