No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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