Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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