"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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