had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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