If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I could fuck to npr.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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