I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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