Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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