Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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