Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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