I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
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We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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