your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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