You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Randomize
