are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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