even my farts smell like vagina
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
PS: I just woke up from my shower
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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