Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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