Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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