i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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