the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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