sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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