It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'm really busy with my period
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