Don't make out with my wife yet
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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