omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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