I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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