As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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