I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Randomize
