he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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