some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
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Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I had to cum in my sink.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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