i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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