Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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