u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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