If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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