Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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