you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Randomize
