just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
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You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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