The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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