I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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