Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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