He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
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My glasses were in the garbage this morning
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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