absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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